The Life of Shaun Brian

The true story of a reluctant Messiah trying to save himself from himself. Hear how he constantly gets nailed. Notice how he gets cross. Will he last supper? Will he resurect his life? Will there be a second coming? Or will he just hang around.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

10 Ways you know it's time to get some sleep...

CURRENT SCORE:
Sleep: 6hours.
Awake: 82hours.
(this week, so far, no further?)

Why? Because I think I can.......
  1. Everyone around you has changed clothes twice, but you think it is Monday, still.
  2. Your 25 simultaneous projects are down to a cycle of 2 seconds per project. (It starts at about 2 useful hours per project)
  3. The only way you can accurately tell time and day is with a 24hour clock that displays the date.
  4. The Gray shapes that appeared 48 hours ago, wandering across your peripheral vision, now all have names, and are close friends.
  5. You keep on hearing your name being called, but you ignore it because those grey people never get to the point.
  6. Every shape has to be confirmed for what it really is – by walking into it.
  7. Sleep seems more attractive than another life-defining experience.
  8. You say – “that can wait until tomorrow”
  9. Speed freaks and tweakers start asking for your autograph. You develop a cult following, with odds on you making the next 2 hours in the local press.
  10. Youuuuu staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakrt toooanlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz z z zzzzzzzzz zzz

What really happens:

XTC, this is for you, baby.



1 Comments:

At 2:04 PM, Blogger ANOther said...

Starting to suffer from withdrawal ....

 

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